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NASA’dan astronotlara su altı antrenmanı |
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NASA oo tijaabineysa diyaarad ku shaqeyneysa awoodda korontada |
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NASA’s new Moon-bound spacesuit is safer smarter and much more comfortable |
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Αυξάνονται οι πιθανότητες εύρεσης εξωγήινης ζωής: Τι βρήκε η NASA στον Εγκέλαδο του Κρόνου |
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Criticado pela NASA Elon Musk promete finalizar espaçonave |
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NASA izumi koje svakodnevno koristimo |
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When We Left Earth: The NASA Missions |
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/VIDEO/ MRTAV OZBILJAN: Naučnik Majkl Horn tvrdi da zna mesto gde će za deset godina UDARITI BOG HAOSA! NASA I SPEJS X GA DEMANTUJU |
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“NASA Space Apps Challenge” etkinliği için son başvuru tarihi 15 Ekim… |
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SpaceX and NASA declare shared mission after sparring |
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Karol G le cumplió la cita a la NASA sobre el viaje a la luna |
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NASA in megadeal with Lockheed for moon |
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NASA Dünya’yı korumak için harekete geçti! |
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Karol G visitó la NASA compartió los mejores momentos |
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NASA vai enviar quase 11 milhões de nomes de pessoas para Marte |
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Plans For NASA’s First All-Female Spacewalk Are Back On Track |
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Slovenka sa zúčastnila experimentu NASA Ako vyzerá deň vedca na Marse |
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NASA Names WISER Finalist Top 10 in Global iTech Competition |
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US Naval Research Laboratory Launches Space Weather Instrument on NASA’s ICON Satellite |
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NASA sees Atlantic subtropical storm Melissa form off New England coast |
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NASA exploring where air meets space |
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NASA uzmanları Antarktika’da buzulun metrelerce altında yaşayan karides benzeri bir canlı keşfetti |
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NASA Mars Deprem Seslerini Paylaştı |
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NASA Data Recovery |
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Пресс-конференция директора NASA Джима Брайденстайна Илона Маска и экипажа миссии Demo-2 Часть 3 |
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NASA: De aarde is vandaag de dag groener dan 20 jaar geleden |
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Orbitar la Tierra: la NASA permitirá viajes privados a la Estación Espacial |
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NASA plans to fix Mars spacecraft leak then launch in الاجتماعية تكشف لـ “المشرق نيوز” تفاصيل حول موعد صرف مستحقات الشؤون |
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NASA: Jorden är grönare idag än för 20 år sedan |
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Официальные представители NASA начали намекать на смещение первого пуска ракеты СЛС на середину 2021 года |
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NASA uses a plane to launch a craft to the very edge of space |
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NASA’ da nasıl çalışabilirim |
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“NASA has captured its first-ever incredible event of black hole tearing a star to shreds” |
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NASA’s new Moon-bound spacesuit is safer smarter and rather more comfy |
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Listo para enviar astronautas en 1er trimestre del 2020: NASA y SpaceX |
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NASA offers 18000 to stay in bed for 7 |
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Τελικά ζουν ανάμεσά μας – Εύρημα της NASA στο φεγγάρι του Κρόνου δημιουργεί ελπίδες για την ύπαρξη εξωγήινης ζωής |
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Eski NASA çalışanı itiraf etti! 70’ler de Mars’ta yaşam bulduk |
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NASA Icon Uydusunu İyonosfere Gönderdi |
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Putin NASA astronotuna Cesaret madalyası verilmesi konusunda kararname imzaladı |
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India did a ‘terrible thing’ in space says NASA |
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NASA revela o fato que protegerá astronautas na próxima… |
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NASA İyonosferi Araştırmayı Sürdürüyor |
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NASA phát hành bản đồ 3D chi tiết bề mặt của Mặt trăng |
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Karol G luce sus piernas en la NASA |
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NASA finds Universe’s oldest molecule Helium Hydride for first time |
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NASA to use Blockchain for Air traffic Management |
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NASA Distinguished Public Service Medal |
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مایکروویو 36 لیتری ناسا NASA MICROWAVE 36 LITER NS-2023 |
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Karol G visitó la NASA y compartió los momentos más importantes con sus seguidores |
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NASA and SpaceX agree commercial crew development is the “highest priority” |
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NASA confirms Boeing’s latest timetable for Starliner space taxi’s final tests |
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NASA’s Mars 2020 rover will pave the best way for manned missions to Mars |
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Experimentelle Anwendung: 200 Euro-3D-Drucker Geeetech A10 wird bei der NASA als Elektronik-3D-Drucker eingesetzt |
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NASA revela o fato que protegerá astronautas na próxima viagem à Lua TPA |
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ათასწლეულის ინოვაციის კონკურსის გამარჯვებული გუნდი სასწავლო ვიზიტით NASA-ს ჰიუსტონის კოსმოსურ… |
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NASA-Satellit ICON im zweiten Anlauf gestartet |
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NASA gears up to test its first all-electric aircraft |
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NASA launches satellite to explore the region where air meets space |
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NASA Confirms A 2500-Square-Mile Cloud Of Methane Floating Over US Southwest |
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Life possibility on Titan NASA plans an exploration mission |
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NASA’s MSL named Curiosity as seen fully |
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This 12 years old Pakistani girl selected for NASA internship |
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NASA nimmt mysteriöse Signale auf dem Mars auf – Forscher rätseln |
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NASA discovered super-Earth 6 times larger than Earth amp 31 says Greenland ice is in more danger than previously thought |
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NASA-SpaceX Kirim Astronot ke ISS Awal 2020 |
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San Luis Obispo company creates electric aircraft for NASA |
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NASA pronašla planetu idealnu za život |
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La NASA presentó su proyecto ‘Artemis’ para volver a la Luna en 2024 |
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NASA-NOAA’S SUOMI NPP SATELLITE PASSED OVER SUPER TYPHOON HAGIBIS AND REVEALED THE STORM MAINTAINING AN EYE SURROUNDED BY POWERFUL THUNDERSTORMS AND A LARGE “TAIL” OF CLOUDS STREAMING TO THE NORTHEAST OF THE CENTER CREDIT: NASA WORLDVIEW EARTH OBSERVING SYSTEM DATA AND INFORMATION SYSTEM EOSDIS |
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U ŠPANIJI USRED JEZERA IZRONIO OBJEKAT KOJI ĆE PROMENITI TOK ISTORIJE! NASA SNIMILA ČUDO! VIDEO |
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Kesaksian Budidaya Tomat NASA Kerinci |
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BULAN MENURUT NASA DAN SAINTIS SEKULAR |
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NASA запустило ракету с деталями из черниговских заводов |
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NASA replies to fans pleading for them to save Tony Stark from space |
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К Земле мчится астероид «Апофис»: NASA созвали оборонную конференцию |
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Kal Koi Aur Mile To HUme Na Bholana Kyo ki Dosti Ke Riste Jingbhar Kam Aate Hai 17 If i’m in hell and you in heaven I would always look up and be proud of you but if I were in heaven and you in hell I’d beg God to send me down cause heaven won’t be heaven without you 18 AJNABI risto ka naam hai DOSTI Har gam ki dawa hai DOSTI DOST bichhad jaye to rota hai DIL Magar DOSTI tut jaye to roti hai ZINDGI 19 In ankho se sapne churaya na kero Humari dosti ko azmaya na kero Tumhari ek hasi meri dil ki dhadkan hai Unhe yu na ansuo mein gavaya kero 20 Zindgi 1 Railway Station Hai Pyar 1 Train Hai Jo Aati Hai Aur Chali Jati He Par Dosti Enquiry Counter Hai Jo Hamesha Kehti Hai… MAY I HELP U A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman ‘Do you know you were driving 30 mph over the limit’ asks the policeman ‘Eh actually no officer it’s a big car and it just sort of coasts along you know ‘ ‘And what were you planning on doing if you met Mr Fog’ demands the policeman Well’ says He businessman thinking it best to play along ‘I suppose I’d ease off on Mr accelerator and switch on Mr headlights and Mr wind screen wipers’ The policeman leans in the window and eyeballs the businessman ‘I asked you what you were planning on going if you met MIST OR FOG!’ And threw the book at him What’s green and sings Elvis Parsley Why do elephants have big ears Node wouldn’t pay the ransom Why do people say you never judge someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes Because then when you do you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes How do you stop a bear from charging You take away its credit card What do you get if you cross a mammal with a reptile A Nobel Prize A man took his Rottweiler to the vet My dog’s cross–‐eyed is there anything you can do for him Well said the vet let’s have a look at him So he picked the dog up and examined his eyes then checked his teeth Finally he said I’m going to have to put him down What Why Because he’s cross-eyed No he’s heavy A brain and a pair of jump leads walks into a bar The brain orders two pints from the Airman but the barman refuses to serve him When asked why the barman replies Well you’re clearly out of our head and your friend there looks as if he ‘sob out to start something “Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road” He didn’t have the guts to do it! The police arrested two men one for drinking battery acid and the other for eating fire crackers They charged one and let the other one off What has four wheels and flies Garbage truck Why did the man drown in a bowl of cake mix He got pulled under by a particularly strong current! A man went to a horse breeder and said I want that horse The breeder said that horse aren’t looking so good but the man still wanted to buy it so he did The next day he came back with the horse and said you sold me a blind horse the breeder replied I told you that horse aren’t looking so good Me: Ask me if I’m an orange! You: Are you an orange Me: No! why do ducks have flat feet To stamp out forest fires!! “Two hikers were walking through the woods when they noticed a bear charging towards them in the distance The first hiker removed his trail boots and began to lace up his running shoes The second hiker laughed and said Why bother changing out of your boots You can’t outrun a bear The first hiker replied I don’t have to outrun the bear I only have to outrun you Two elephants fall off a cliff Thud Thud Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes Then when you do criticize them you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes What’s the difference between a trampoline and a bagpipe Eventually you get tired of jumping on a trampoline What do you call a fly with no wings A walk What happens if you don’t pay your exorcists You get repossessed A horse walks in to a bar The bartender says: Why the long face what’s white blue and green A fridge wearing jeans sitting in a field! What do chiropodists eat for breakfast Cornflakes! A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says Make me one with everything What’s brown and sounds like a bell Dung! What happened to the car mechanic that fell asleep dreaming about cars He woke up exhausted What do you call a donkey with 3 legs A Wonky What is grey and goes bang bang bang bang A four door elephant Why do birds sing and humming birds hum Humming birds don’t know the words What’s brown and sticky A stick A duck walks into a drugstore and asks the cashier if he has any beer The man says No this is a Drugstore we don’t sell beer here The Duck leaves and returns home The next day he comes back to the store and asks the cashier again The man then replies I told you yesterday! We don‘t sell beer here! If you ask me one more time I am going to nail your feet to the floor! The ducks leaves again One final time the duck enters the store the next day and this time says Do you have any nails The an replies No The duck then says Do you have any beer You’re a high-priced lawyer! If I give you 500 will you answer two questions for me Absolutely! What’s the second question what do you call am Italian with a rubber toe Roberto Teacher Jonny why are you late for class Jonny well I was on my way to school and I was almost here but then I crossed a sign saying SLOW so I had to go really slow and that’s what took me so lon Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight Dad asked: how did u feel It replied: Dad it was wonderful Every 1 was clapping 4 me Moral: Take every thing positively How Come The Dove Gets To Be The Peace Symbol How About Pillow It Has More Feathers Than The Dove And It Doesn’t Have That Dangerous Beak Birdy Birdy in the sky Dropped a popy in my eyes I do not worry I do not cry I am just happy that cows don’t fly! Exams are like girl friends difficult 2 understand too many questions more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure Kiss Is The Key Of Love Love Is The Lock Of Marriage Marriage Is The Box Of Children And too many Children means more Problem for the world So Please Stop Kissing amp Save the world for a while How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb 2 – 1 to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools How do telephones get married They just give each other a ring Three vampires are itting at a bar Bartender asks the first one what he wantsI think I’ll have a glass of blood Okay what’ll you have he asks the second vampire That sounds good I’ll have a glass of lood too And what can I get for you he asks the third vampire I’ll have a glass of lasma said the third vampire Okay said the bartender That’s two bloods and a blood light then An engineer a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland The engineer looks out the window and sees a black sheep He comments Look they have black sheep in Scotland Then physicist looks and comments From this observation we can only say there is at least one black sheep in ScotlandThe mathematician then looks and comments Actually from this we can only say there is at least one sheep in Scotland hat’s black on one side A polar bear walks into a bar and the barman says what would you like to drink The polar bear hangs his head and sighs deeply need then says I’ll have a pint of bitter barman The barman looks at the bear and says why the big paws A proton neutron and electron walk into a bar The proton orders a drink and asks how much it costs The bartender says five dollars Next the electron orders a drink and asks how much it costs Again the bartender says five dollars Finally the neutron orders a drink and asks how much it costs The bartender says for you there is no charge What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac do Stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog A little baby mouse is walking hand in hand together with her other Suddenly a bat comes flying in the air The little mouse point’s at the bat saying: Look ammy an angel How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb Two one to do it and another to hold the fish A woman has twin boys and gives them up for adoption One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amah The other goes to a family in Spain and is named Juan Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mom Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amah Her husband responds But they are identical wins If you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amah Knock k nock Who’s there B uh -B uh who Don’t be sad Two pieces of tarmac go into a pub and boast to the barman about how hard they are We’re motorway us Then another piece of tarmac enters and the first two hide under a able What’s wrong says the barman I thought you were really hard We are they say but he’s a cycle path A guy walks up to the receptionist in the Psychiatrist’s office and says I’m the Invisible man and I’d like to talk to the Doctor She pokes her head into the Psychiatrist’s office and says there is a man here who wants to talk to you and he claims he’s the Invisible man The psychiatrist replies Tell him can’t see him right now Two atoms are walking down the road One says to the other OH NO! I just dropped an electron! Are you sure asks his friend Yes he replies I’m POSITIVE! Why does an elephant paint its nails red A: so it won’t be noticed between the strawberries Does it work Wellever seen an elephant between the strawberries A man on a business trip is staying in a high rise hotel with a bar on the top floor After checking in and seeing his room he decides to go upstairs There’s only one other patron in the bar The businessman orders a drink and then watches in surprise as the other patron quickly eats an orange chugs his beer and jumps out the window A minute later the man returns The businessman is shocked to see him again eat an orange chug his beer and then jump out the window When the man returns a third time the businessman decides he can do this too He eats an orange chugs his beer then jumps out the window to his death The bartender turns to the man and says You know Superman you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk What do you call a mushroom at a disco A fun guy How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb Two one to do it and another to hold the fish A man is driving down the road when he gets pulled over by a copper The copper draws a circle on the floor and asks the man to stand in it While the man stands in the circle the copper gets out a hammer and smashes the cars headlights The copper turns around and sees the man laughing! So the copper goes and smashes each of the cars windows The copper turns around again and ees the man laughing even harder! The frustrated copper then shouts to the man What the hell you finding so funny The man replies Every time you turned around i’ve been jumping in and out of this circle! Two ducks were sitting in a pond one of the ducks said Quack The other duck said I was going to say that! Craig David Shaggy and Britney Spears wre stuck in an elevator when they smelled something like rotten eggs Craig David said I’m walkin ‘ away Shaggy said it wasn’t me and Britney Spears said Oops I did it again What’s black and white and black and white and black and white A Penguin rolling down a hill What do you get when you cross an elephant and a kangaroo Big holes all over Australia!! What’s black and white and laughing The Penguin that pushed him Who won the boxing match between the beaver and the hedgehog The hedgehog on points” What did the small rug say to the large rug cover me I’m cold A man was walking in the park when he came across a koala He took it to the policeman and sid i’ve found this koala what should I do with him The policeman said take him to the zoo The next day the policeman was walking in the same park when he saw the same man with the same koala He said didn’t I tell you to take that koala to the zoo Yes The man answered that’s what I did and today I’m taking him to the movies Old lady knocks down a cat as she drives along the main street a police man comes along as she drives off He calls hey you can’t leave that lying there She calls back that’s not a lion it’s a cat Did you hear about the Ice Cream Sales man that was found dead in his store covered in chocolate sauce and syrup Police think he topped himself! How do telephones get married They just give each other a ring What is black and white and eats like a horse A Zebra Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused to have his mouth frozen when he went to the dentist He wanted to transcend dental medication A man is sat at home watching TV when he hears a knock at the door The man gets up and answers the door to his astonishment there is a snail at the door The snail says can I sell you some double glazing To which the man replies no and kicks him down the street Two weeks later there is another knock at the door The man answers it and it is the snail again The snail then say what did you do that for then “There were two cows in ailed One said moo the other one said I was going to say that! A man had a dog called Minton One day Minton ate two shuttle cocks When the owner found out he said bad Minton! A long time ago there were 3 little bearsnow there’s lots of them Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I’m a pair of curtains Doctor: Pull yourself together man How do you kill a circus Go for the juggler What lies on the bottom of the ocean and quivers Am nervous wreck A bunch of highland cow are standing in a field in Scotland Which one’s on holiday The one with the wee calf! What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene A family of tortoises went into a café for some ice cream They sat down and were about to start when father tortoise said I think its going to rain Junior will you pop home and fetch my umbrellaSo off went Junior for father’s Umbrella but three days later he still hadn’t returned I think dear said mother tortoise to father tortoise that we had better eat Juniors ice cream before it melts And a voice from the door said If you do that I won’t go What do you call her if she’s Japanese Irene what did batman say to robin before they got in the car Robin get in the car What’s orange and sounds like a parrot A carrot! How do you catch a rhino wearing a wool‐hat You kick it’s back Then let the rhino chase you around a lake until the rhino is hot and takes off the hat Now you can catch it like a normal rhino A truck driver saw a priest hitchhiking He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck overNo problem Father! IÌll give you a lift Climb in the truck The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him But he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him so at the last minute he swerved back away narrowly missing the lawyer But even though he was sure he missed the lawyer he still heard a loud THUMP He glanced in his mirrors and when he did n Ì t see anything he turned to the priest and said Ì m sorry Father I almost hit that lawyer That Ìs okay replied the priest I got him with the door! Why is a tree better than a guard dog It has more bark! Extra strong mint and Mars bar are having a drink in the pub Extra strong mint says to Mars Bar I’m the hardest mint in town me! No–‐one’s harder than me!’ With that the bar doors swing open and in walks a Halls mint Mars bar turn around and extra strong mint is quivering under the table Mars bar says Hang on a minute I thought you were the hardest mint in town!’ Extra strong mint says I might be hard but he’s menthols! There was a teddy bear who went to work on a building site On his first day he went off for lunch and left his tools behind When he came back he noticed that his pick was missing When he told the foreman the foreman said Didn’t you know today’s the day the teddy bears get their picks nicked! Three American Indian women in the wild west are about to give birth One is lying on a buffalo skin one is lying on a moose skin and one is lying on a hippopotamus skin The first woman gives birth to a boy The second gives birth to a girl And the third gives birth to a boy and a girl And this proves the squaw of the hide of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides! why did the Swedish factory worker get sacked Because he always took stock home! Stockholm! A man goes to a diner On the menu it says Breakfast Served Anytime so when the waitress comes he orders French Toast during the Renaissance! What happens to Composers when they die They decompose How do you turn a duck into a soul singer Stick it in the oven and wait till its Bill Withers Patient: Dr Dr I can’t get this song out of my head and it’s driving me mad I can’t stop humming It’s Good to Touch the Green -2 Grass of Home Doctor: Hmm sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome Patient Never heard of it Doctor Well it’s not unusual What’s Brown sits in a tree and can’t sing This O’cocker What do you call a princess who worries all the time A warrior princess Man walking down the street meets a friend who has a lobster tucked under his arm Are you taking hat lobster home to dinner he asks No says friend he’s had his dinner and now I’m taking him to the pictures A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says to the mushroom Hey we don’t serve your kind here The mushroom says why not I’m a fun guy What do you tell a mathematician on a Saturday night Don’t drink and derive There were three guys They each were asked to name something green pink and yellow The first guy said my shirt is green my tie is pink and my pants are yellow The second guy said the grass is green the sun is yellow and my door is pink The third guy said the Phone goes ‘green green’ I pink it up and say ‘yellow What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator Close the door! Can’t you see I’m dressing A PROFESSOR WAS GIVING ONE OF HIS LECTURES IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS LECTURE A STUDENT WROTE ‘FOOL’ ON A SLIP OF PAPER HE THREW IT AT THE PROFESSOR THE PROFESSOR STOPPED HIS LECTURE AND TAKING THE SLIP IN HIS HAND HE SAID ‘WHICH OF THE GENTLEMAN HERE HAS SENT ME HIS VISITING CARD A white horse goes into a pub and orders a drink The publican says Here we’ve got a drink named after you! The horse says What Eric PATIENTDoctor people keep ignoring me DOCTORNext please A mother‐in‐law sent two ties to her son‐in‐law Some weeks later she was invited for lunch and so he wore one of them in the hope of pleasing her The meal was a tense and uncomfortable one with the Mother‐in-law maintaining a stony silence Finally she spoke Alright what’s wrong with the other tie What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo What did the orange say to the banana on the street corner Hi Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ate 9 How long did Cain hate his brother As long as he was able Two jelly babies walked into a bar with their friend the Hard Gum When they went up to et drinks some cough sweets went up to them and started hassling them The jelly babies were a bit scared and went to the Hard Gum to ask for bit of help He replied I’m not going anywhere near them they’re menthol! Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli He was pulled under by a strong currant! News Flash from Chicago: Man found face down in bathtub full of milk and corn flakes with banana in rear! Police looking for cereal killer Two men are hired to do a job in a building After the owner explains everything he leaves When he returns a while later he sees one man working diligently and the other man hanging on the ceiling singing I’m a chandelier I’m a chandelier The owner orders him to come down and get back to work A while later the owner returns to find the one working diligently and the other back on the ceiling singing I’m a chandelier I’m a chandelier again A man goes to the doctor and says ‘Doctor there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom’ The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him The man asks ‘Is it serious doctor’ and the doctor replies ‘I’m sorry to tell you but this is just the tip of the iceberg Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night and went to sleep Some hours later Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend Watson look up at the sky and tell me what you see Watson replied I see millions and millions of stars And what does that tell you Watson pondered for a minute Astronomically it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets Astrologically I observe that Saturn is in Leo Horologic callyI deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three Theologically I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant Meteorologic ally I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow What does it tell you Holmes was silent for a minute then spoke Watson you pil lock! Someone has stolen our tent! A neutron walks into a bar He asks the bartender for a drink When it’s served he asks how much it will be For you the bartender answers no charge what do u call thieves on a washing line Knicker One penguin says to another You look like you’re wearing a tux The second penguin replies Who says I’m not What s brown and sticky A Stick Why do elephants put cats up in their navels So they can eat French fries while lying on their backs A horse walks in to a bar The bartender says: Why the long face This chap lives alone and he was feeling a bit lonely so he goes to the pet shop to get something to keep him company The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet a talking millipede OK thought the man I’ll give it a go So he bought a millipede took it home nd for lack of advance preparations made it a temporary home in a cardboard box That evening testing his new pet he leaned over the closed box and said I’m going to the pub for a drink do you want to come too He waited a few moments but there was no reply He tried again Hey millipede wanna come to the boozer with me Again no response Disgusted by his gullible nature he decided to give it one more try before returning the millipede to the pet shop So he got real close to the box and repeated rather loudly I SAID I’M GOING TO THE PUB FOR A DRINK DO YOU WANNA COME i heard you the first time!! snapped the millipede I’m just putting my bloody shoes on A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says Make me one with everything Did you hear about the farmer who won the Nobel Prize for being outstanding in his field What do you call a donkey with 3 legs A Wonky Two drunks are sitting at a bar The first one says “What’s this thing that they call a ‘Breathalyzer’ The second guy says It’s a bag that can tell how much you drank The first guy says I married one of those things years ago News Flash from Chicago: Man found face down in bathtub full of milk and corn flakes with banana in rear! Police looking for cereal killer what is the sleepiest fish A kipper Why are seagulls called seagulls Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels What’s brown and sticky Ans: A stick 2 cows are in a field The first cow says hmm I feel a little bit sick the second cow replies Shut up! Or you’ll get us both killed! Shakespeare walks into a pub The bloke behind the counter says I’m not serving you mate –‐ you’re Bard Where do horses go when they are injured or hurt The Hospital What do you call a Swiss Financier on the Paris Underground A metronome A group of astronaughts are on the moon They’ve been mining the surface andhave discovered that it really is made of cheese One particular area of heese that they’re quite interested in is a large vein of brie and they’ve already been there twice nd collected samples to be returned to mission control All of a sudden the radio crackles into life: Mission control to cheese–‐base–‐one –‐ we need you to get a third load of that brie! But the astronaughts are unhappy with the idea They try to come up with all sorts of excuses why they shouldn’t dig any more It’ll spoil the environment if we take too much We don’t want to leave this place looking bad After all –‐ have you ever seen such a site in your life as brie mined thrice Where does a King keep his armies In his sleeves Why did the chicken cross the road” To show the possum hat it COULD be done Two owls are playing in the final of the Owl Pool Championship It comes down to the last frame One of The owls is just about to play his shot when his wing accidentally touches a ball That’s two hits says the Other owl Two Hits to who says the first A guy walks into his psychiatrists office and says Doc you got to help me One night I dream I’m a tepee and the next night I dream that I am a wigwam The doctor say’s relax you’re two tents Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac He used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a Dog ! What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs Still no I dear An atom walks into a bar and asks the Bartender if he’s seen his missing electron Are you sure she’s missing asks the bartender I’m positive replies the atom Doc I can’t stop singing the green grass of home that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome Is it common It’s not unusual Two aerials met on a roof fell in love and got married The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant From The Times: ‘A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster A coast–‐guard spokesman commented: This sort of thing is all too common these days Patient : Doctor I keep hearing The green green grass of home in my head Doctor : That’s called the Tom Jones Syndrome Patient : Is it common Doctor : It’s not unusual” what has 2 legs and bleeds profusely Half a cat A man wakes up in hospital Doctor Doctor I can’t feel my legs! I know replies the doctor We had to amputate your arms Why is a tractor magic Because it can go down a road and turn into a field What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back A stick Close your eyes Dark isn’t it A woman walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre so the barman gave her one A man gets knocked down by a truck A guy says to him are you comfortable He says I make a living! I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like his passengers Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors Because if had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan Once a village bum went on an airplane for the first time After some turbulence the village bum asked the man sitting next to him to open the window so he can throw up The man told him the window cannot be opened so the village bum started beating up the man Soon a flight attendant came and asked him the reason for his behavior After listening to his complaint the flight attendant told him about the barf bag After a while the flight attendant came and saw all the passengers barfing Since the village bum was the only one not throwing up the flight attendant asked him what had happened To this the village bum replied that as he was throwing up everyone stared at him so being embarrassed he drank it back Where can you find a Mozambique On a mo z am bird! A penguin walks it o a bar and asks the barman have you seen my brother The barman replies I dun no What does he look like Why did the chicken cross the playground To get to the other slide!!! There were two cows in a field One said moo the other one said I was going to say that! There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a run k in a bar Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells ATTENTION ALL and farts loudly The wife is extremely embarrassed and the husband looks at the drunk and says Excuse me you just farted before my wife The drunks replies I’m sorry I didn’t know it was her turn There’s a sausage and an egg in a frying pan The sausage turns to the egg and says: Gosh egg it’s really hot in here isn’t it The egg turns to the sausage and says: Oh my god! A talking sausage! What did the landlord say as he threw Shakespeare out of his pub You’re Bard! Why did the tomato turn red She /He saw the salad dressing! A guy phones the local hospital and yells You’ve got to send help! My wife’s in lab our! The nurse says Calm down Is this her first child He replies No! This is her husband! What do you call a deer with no eyes No I dear A three legged dog walks into a Saloon in the Wild West the barman asks him what he wants The dog replies I’m looking of the man that shot my paw A guy walks in to his psychiatrists office and says Doc you got to help me One night I Ream I’m a tepee and the next night I dream that I am a wigwam The doctor say’s relax you’re two tents What did the policeman say to his belly You’re under a vest! A man walks into a chip and asks for fish and chips twice please The man behind the counter says I heard you the first time A man walks into a bar and hears someone say Hey you look NICE today!!! He turns around and asks the bartender Who said that The bartender answers The peanuts they’re COMPLEMENTARY! A man walks into a bar and notices two pieces of beef nailed to the ceiling He asks the barman why they’re there It’s a competition If you can climb up there and get those bits of meat down you’ll get free drinks all night But if you try and fail then you’ll have to buy around for everyone in the pub Do you fancy having a go The man has a long hard look at the ceiling before saying No I ‘ll just have a pint thanks The steaks are too high What aces God laugh People making plans I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when the doctor started yelling Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles! I went up to the nurse and asked her what the hell was going on She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots Two sheep were standing on a hillside in Scotland one looks up and says baaa The other says Bloody hell I was gonna say that! When’s the best time to have a tooth pulled Tooth–‐Hurty Dave: Me and the missus went to the Caribbean this year for our summer holidays John: Jamaica Dave: No she went of her own accord! How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb Only one but the light bulb’s gonna want to change A horse walks into a bar the bartender turns amp asks the horse what’s with the long face what do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire FROSTBITE!!! What’s ET short for Because he’s got little legs! Where did Napoleon keep his armies In his sleeves An Englishman an Australian and an American walk into a bar The barman asks them is this a joke How do you kill a circus Go for the juggler A bear walks into a bar and says Can I have a pint of lager and… a packet of crisps please the barman says Why the big pause A square and a circle walk into a bar The square says to the circle Your round! A man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class In English he said a double negative forms a positive In some languages though such as Russian a double negative is still a negative However there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negativeA voice from the back of the room piped up Yeah right Did you read about the midget clairvoyant who escaped from jail The headline said small medium at large How many ears did Davy Crockett have Three A left ear A right ear A wild front ear A man walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he notices Van Gogh playing the fruit machine He calls over Hey Van Gogh! Want a drink and Van Gogh replies No thanks I’ve got one ‘ere Sally can you spell water for me The teacher asked H I J K L M N 0 answered Sally promptly Her teacher look puzzled That doesn’t spell water Sure it does Said Sally Its all the letters from H to O Kid Mummy! Mummy! There is a man with a bill at the door Mother Don’t be silly dear it must be a duck with a hat on! A man walks into a pub goes up to the bar Pint of best he says to the bar man Whilst waiting for his drink he notices that Vincent Van Gogh is sitting at one of the tables He goes up to him and says Are you Vincent Van Gogh Yes the old man replies do you want a pint Vincent No ta I’ve got one ere What do you call a fly with no wings A walk Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up Watson look up at the stars and tell me what you see Watson said I see millions and millions of stars Homes: and from that you deduceWatson:Well if there are millions of stars and in even a few of those have planets its quite likely there are some planets like earth like earth out there And if there are a few planets like earth out there there might also be life Holmes: Watson you idiot somebody stole our tent A shipwreck survivor washes up on the beach of an island and is immediately surrounded by a group of native warriors I’m done for the man cries in despair No you are not comes a booming voice from the heavens Listen carefully and do exactly as I say Grab the pear from the one who is beside you and shove it through the heart of the chief The man does so and the remainder of the band stare in disbelief Now what the man asks the heavens Now you are done for How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb Two one to do it and another to hold the fish Why did the ram jump over the cliff He didn’t see the ewe turn What’s black and shiny and sails the seven seas Bin bag the sailor! “A woman has twin boys and gives them up for adoption One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amahl The other goes to a family in Spain and is named Juan Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mom Upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amahl Her husband responds But they are identical twins If you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amahl Two not so bright people walking along one day One says ‘Horse tracks!’ the other disagrees ‘Rabbit tracks I think’ just before the train hit them! What has more courage a stump or a rock A rock because it’s a little boulder As a funeral train passes by a golf course a golfer on one of the greens stops stands at attention with hat held over his heart as the hearse goes by Then he goes back to lining up his putt His playing partner remarks how that was the nicest gesture he’d ever seen to show such respect for the dead The first golfer sinks his putt and says Well she was a good wife for sixteen years Why do bees hum Because they don’t know the words A neutron walks into a bar He asks the bartender for a drink When it’s served he asks how much it will be For you the bartender answers no charge What has more courage a stump or a rock A rock because it’s a little boulder What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back A stick When NASA first started sending up astronauts they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity To combat the problem NASA scientists spent a decade nd12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity upside down underwater on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300C The Russians used a pencil Why did the egg cross the road To research its genealogy What do you call a mushroom who buys you drinks all night A real Fungi to be with You know somebody actually complimented me on my driving the other day They left a little note on my windscreen saying parking fine So that was nice Two nuns were travelling through Europe in their car They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light Suddenly a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and scratches at the windshield! Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese And there are 5 people in my family so it must be one of them It’s either my mum or dad my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho‐Cha‐Chu But I think its Colin A man on a business trip is staying in a high–‐rise hotel with a bar on the top floor After checking in and seeing his room he decides to go upstairs There’s only one other patron in the bar The businessman orders a drink and then watches in surprise as the other patron quickly eats an orange chugs his beer and jumps out the window A minute later the man returns The businessman is shocked to see him again eat an orange chug his beer and then jump out the window When the man returns a third time the businessman decides he can do this too He eats an orange chugs his beer then jumps out the window to his death The Bartender turns to the man and says You know Superman you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk A length of Rope went into a bar sat on a stool and ordered a beer The Bartender said We don’t serve Ropes here Dismayed and disappointed the Rope went out and then got an idea He stopped a man and asked Will you please tie a knot in me and separate my strands at both ends The man obliged and with this done the Rope went back into the bar and again ordered a beer The Bartender looked him over and said Say aren’t you the same rope who was in here before! No was the reply I’m a frayed knot One morning a girl says to her mum Does God use our bathroom Her mum replies No dear why do you ask The little girl says Well every morning daddy says ‘Oh God are you still in there! What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes A nervous wreck Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown One clown says to the other Does this taste funny to you A scientist who thought he knew everything was going on a business trip On the airplane he sat nekton lady He asked her Do you want to play a game where I ask you a question and if you can’t answer you give me5 and then you ask me a question and I give u 5 if I can’t answer No How about if when I can’t answer I give you 1000 but if you can’t answer you only have to give me 5 No How about if I can’t answer I give you 2000 OK What is the top speed of an Indian fruit batThe lady gave him 5 and asked him What has 15 legs going up a hill 137 legs at the top and 57legs coming down The man searched in every resource he had and eventually gave up and gave the lady 2000 then asked What is the answer The lady gave him 5” As a teacher I was trying to get my students to understand what a pun was I gave them 10 examples but was not successful They could not understand any of them You might say that no pun in ten did! A guy goes into a restaurant on Christmas morning for breakfast The waitress serves him his eggs Benedict on a large and very shiny metal plate The guy says what’s with this plate The waitress says: It’s Christmas and there’s no plates like chrome for the hollandaise A duck walks in to a post office and asks the postman: Do you have any corn The postman answers politely: No we don’t have any corn here The next day the duck enters the store again and asks: Do you have any corn A bit annoyed the postman answers: No! We don’t have any corn This goes on for a couple of days Finally one day when the duck asks: Do you have any corn the postman gets so upset he yells: NO! For the last time we don’t have any corn and if you ask again I’ll nail your beak to the counter!! The next day the duck returns to the store and asks: Do you have any nails The postman answers: NoThen the duck asks: Do you have any corn Two Menno the 9th tee tire of waiting for two women to get off the fairway One man approaches them but before he reaches the women he does an abrupt U turn and explains to his partner that one of the women is his wife and the other is his girl friend The second man agrees to go but also does a U turn before reaching the ladies and explains to his Partner on returning Small world isn’t it! There are two teddy bears in the airing cupboard Which one is in the army The one on the tank How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb Two On to hold the giraffe and one to put the clocks in the bath tub “How do you confuse an idiot” Purple! why did the football coach go to the bank To get his quarterback! Three guys walk into an office buildingyou think one of them would of noticed it was there “Where does a King keep his armies” In his sleeves “What is the last thing a fish says when it hits a wall” Dam! Descartes walks in to a bar The bartender ask if he’d like a beer Descartes replies I think not Then he disappears A woman walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre so the barman gave her one A fish walks into a bar and the bartender says what will it be The fish replies water! Where do horses go when they are injured or hurt The Hospital Did you here about the magic tractor It was driving down a lane then it turned into a field! Two cannibals are sitting around eating a clown One clown says to the other Does this Taste funny to you Why did the koala fall out of the tree Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree Because it was holding on to the first koala What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes A nervous wreck “Why did the third koala fall out of the tree” Because he thought it was a game Why did the little boy fall off his bike Because he was hit by three koalas What’s ET short for Because he’s got little legs AN aardvark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face A neutron walks into a bar and says Give me a beer The bartender says Hey! Neutron! For you–‐ no charge! A worried man goes to see his priest Father I am worried I think that my wife is trying to poison me Said the priest: Hold on my son let me talk to your wife and come back to see me tomorrow then I shall be able to give you some advice The following day the man aging to his priest who tells him: Well my son I have talked to your wife for nearly two hours My advise to you is :Take the poison A piece of straight clean string goes into a bar and orders a gin and tonic The barman serves the drink the string downs it and walks out Ten minutes later a dirty twisted ragged piece of string walks into the bar Here –‐ are you that piece of string that was here ten minutes ago asks the barman –‐ No replies the string I’m a frayed knot what did the grape say when the elephant trod on it Nothing it just gave a little wine Did you hear about the Hamster found dead in his cage Apparently he fell asleep at the wheel! Why is Tolerance triangular A So it will fit in the box What do otters say when they get stuck in seawid Kelp! Kelp! One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors He used his mother’s broom ass horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark He left the broom on the back porch His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was She then asked him to please go get it The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn’t want to gout to get the broom His mother smiled and said ‘The Lord is out there too don’t be afraid’ The little boy opened the back door a little and said ‘Lord if you’re out there hand me the brom A Victor was out playing golf with is good friend John After a few holes John was getting frustrated as he was not that good a golfer Finally when he missed an easy putt he blurted out Damn I missed the bugger The Victor said Now John you must be careful as God may punish you if you say that gain On the next hole the Victor staid close to John offering quiet support As John missed an even easier putt he shouted Damn I missed the bugger! Suddenly a there was a large lap of thunder and a lightning bolt pierced the air and killed the Victor And a voice from the sky said Damn I missed the bugger! Mum: Come on John eat your breakfast youll be late for school John: I dont want to go to school The teachers dont like me the children dont like me even the caretaker doesn’t like me! Mum All the same you must go John: Why should I go Mum: Well for one thing youre forty five years old and for another you’re the headmaster A teacher was taking her class for a walk in the woods Now Mary “she said What do you call the outside of a tree! I dont miss “said Mary Bark you silly girl “said the teacherBark!Oh all right then “said Mary Woof-Woof! Did you hear about the cowboy who got caught shoplifting” He got two rehears! 1 Fijao mein mehakti sham ho tum Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum Tumhe dil mein chupaye rakhte hain Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum 2 Rasto mai patharon ki kami nahi hai Dil mai tute huwe spno ki kami nahi hai Hum chahte hai unko apna banana Par unke paas apno ki kami nahi hai 3 Jab jab mein leta hun sans tu yaad aati hai Meri har ek sans me teri khooshbu bas jaati hai Kaise kahon tere bina mein zinda hun Kyun ki har sans se pehle teri khusbu ati hai 4 Apni Kismt Ke Aage Bebas He Insan Bebas Hai Khwab Hqiqat Ke Aage Koyi Ruki Huye Dhdkan Se Puche Kitna Tadpta Hai DiL Mohbbat K Aage 5 I hope dat u finally undrstand Date I will luv u until the end Bcoz ur not just my girl U are also my best frnd 6 Unki chahat mai dil majbor ho gaya Bewafai krna unka dastur ho gaya Kashar unka nhi mera tha Hmne chaha he itna ki unko gurur ho gya 7 Pal pal uska sath nibhate hum Ek ishare par duniya chor jate hum Samunder ke bech mein pahunch kar fareb kiya usne Wo kehta to kinare par hi doob jate hum 8 Sad Line By a True Lovr Jise Had Se Jyada Pyar Kro Woh Pyar Ki Kadar Nahi Krta Pyar Ki Kadr Unse Jano Jnhe Koi Pyar Nahi Karta 9 Kuch rishte anjane me hi ho Jate hain Pehle dil fir zindagi se jur jate hain Kehte hain us dour ko pyar Jisme log zindagi se bhi pyare ho jate hain 10 Mohabat ka kya hai kabhi bhi ho jati hai Har kisi ki ankhon mein bas nami si chod jati hai Humne ki mohabbat to haal hua aisa Taron ke bech ek sham gujarta ho jaise 11 Life ends when you stop dreaming hope ends when you stop believing and luv ends when you stop caring So dream hope and luvMakes Life Beautiful 12 I love all the stars in the sky but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes 13 If 10 people care for u one of them is me if 1 person cares for u that would be me again if no 1 cares for u that means i m not in this world 14 you can show love two everyone but u can show anger to only who is close two U so anger is always higher love 15 Luv knows no reason love knows no lies Luv defies all reasons luv has no eyes But love is not blind luv ses but doesn’t mind 16 L : Love I : Incidents F : Friends E : Emotions If F Miss In Life Then Life Becomes lie So Don’t Miss your Friends 17 Kiss Me My Lips Are On Fire And You My Friend Are The Object Of My Secret Desire 18 You know what when i talking to you i wish i could stop the time i want to spend all the time with you 19 I love so much my heart is sureAs time goes on I love you moreYour happy smileYour loving face No1 will ever take your place 20 Life is very short so break silly rules Forgive quickly Believe slowly Love truly Laugh loudly and Never avoid anything that makes you smile |
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Astro Kit — NASA Dashboard |
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Getting Mars photos from NASA using aiohttp |
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Students at 59th Annual NASA Convention Jaipur |
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La espectacular película de Júpiter de un amateur con fotos de la NASA |
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La NASA está ejecutando experimentos del ‘Fin del mundo’ y nadie lo sabe |
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Asteroid warning: NASA appeals for more hands on deck over shocking asteroid threat |
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NASA conducts spacewalk as world’s 1st spacewalker dies |
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NASA: к Земле приближаются восемь астероидов |
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UDF recebe evento de tecnologia promovido pela incubadora de inovação da NASA |
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Aluno do curso de Educação Física do UNISAL visitou a NASA para desenvolvimento de projeto de pesquisa Com essa oportunidade o aluno estudou a experiência dos astronautas para propor exercícios físicos no controle dos níveis de estresse |
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Подкаст «Животные в Cтудии» Выпуск 29 NASA-вское Щекотило 4 PRO |
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El primer avión X experimental totalmente eléctrico de la NASA está listo para probar |
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Mesa students finalists for NASA gear contest |
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New Custom vCORE VirtualBox Appliance With EMANE Quagga OSPF-MANET amp NASA ION-DTN |
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24 Amazing Facts You Didn’t Know About NASA |
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Australia Doesn’t Exist And People Who Live There Are Actors Paid By NASA – Flat Earthers Claim Archive |
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Former NASA Scientist Says He’s Sure Alien Life Was Found On Mars |
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A Delta Crew Of All Women Flew 120 Girls To NASA Headquarters |
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From Spokane to space: an interview with NASA Astronaut Anne McClain |
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NASA Space Apps Challenge 2018 |
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Inuit Elders Are Warning The World And NASA That “Earth Has Shifted” |
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5-MOST INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT NASA YOU NEVER HEARD BEFORE |
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Teknis Budidaya Padi Teknologi Organik NASA |
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VIDEO: Earth at Night – ISS footage from NASA |
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NASA to test its first all-electric plane the X-57 |
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At 82 NASA pioneer Sue Finley still reaching for the stars |
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NASA Cambo Report |
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NASA’daki tek Türk profesörden ‘kara delik’ açıkla |
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NASA managed to catch a black hole totally annihilating a star |
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NASA’s Hubble Discovers Water Vapor on Habitable-Zone Exoplanet for 1st Time |
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NASA Launches Satellite To Explore Where Air Meets Space |
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La NASA lo Confirma: Un Objeto que NO es de nuestro Sistema Solar se Acerca a la Tierra |
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Steve Chien Head of Artificial Intelligence Group NASA JPL |
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La NASA revela si asteroide impactará la tierra este 3 de octubre |
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Two NASA astronauts complete nearly seven-hour spacewalk |
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NASA Mars’a göndereceği astronotları neye göre seçiyor |
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Soon NASA Spacecraft Will Explore Sun’s Outer Atmosphere |
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Google And NASA Are ‘Leaking Data’ Via Misconfigured Jira Servers reported |
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NASA warnt: Viel weniger Sonnenflecken – die Erde geht auf die |
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NASA’s New Posters and the Retro Travel Ads That Inspired Them |
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First Results from NASA’s Juno |
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I have been an ESL teacher for almost 10 years My passion for helping others led me to quit my job at NASA and move all the way to South Korea During my time in South Korea I taught thousands of students how to speak English I loved my job and I want to continue helping students just like you enjoy learning English My main goal as a teacher is to help you speak English with confidence Are you ready to learn Well then let’s jump right in! |
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