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Nestled in the heart of the endless mountains Pickering Winery is located on Route 187 5 mile north of Wysox 1 mile south of Rome Pennsylvania Established in December 2003 by Jim and Mary Pickeringhusband and wife they own and operate the wine business from their home The entire wine making process takes place on their premises They have come this far with the help of their family and friends With the business increasing the winery business has been expanded to include the Orangeville Location which opened in September 2013 located between Orangeville and Lightstreet right on Route 487 It is managed by Lanny amp Susan Sheehan Stop by to visit and taste the fruits of our labors made from Pennsylvania fruitsAt Pickering Winery we are focused on providing friendly services with the highest level of customer satisfaction – we will do everything we can to meet your expectations With a variety of offerings to choose from we’re sure you’ll be happy tasting with us Look around our website and if you have any comments or questions please feel free to contact us We hope to see you again! |
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This love blew us out of the water and took the traditional meaning of ‘Island love’ to a whole new level Yes we love destination weddings Yes we adore finding ourselves nestled within new sandy shores but what we loved most about this Thailand wedding was capturing its complete state of bliss |
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INTRODUCTION Confluence Rock is the seat of King Damios the Old the seventeenth king of the House of Atreus and the ruler of Thalasson This city is the only market in the kingdom permitted to do trade with the outside world and it sits at the confluence of the Iscoin and Arton Rivers which both flow out to join the Menander The great bluffs of Confluence Rock can be seen for rods and rods in any direction and the royal palace once the High Agora of the Petroboloi kingdom of Palias is a wonder of the northern world HISTORY The city has its foundation in the time of Palias when the Stone Giants of the north were warring with the gigantine renegade Moros Aklaustros the Unmourned and his legions of the deathless The city was called Vrakous the Rock and it was in the walls of the mountains themselves that the giants carved Syntasma the Council Hall the great public High Agora of their kingdom After the fall of Palias men filtered in from the east particularly those fleeing the destruction wrought during the great Mage Wars between Imperial Miles and Rho’anir the Shapeless For a time men lived among the ruins of Palias and learned from the stone giants living as they did in relative peace all the equal of all but as the giants died out and their old customs with them men took the public lands to themselves and certain folk grew powerful while others were made their dependents The height of that process occurred with the founding of Confluence Rock Long an empty ruin the Syntasma Halls were claimed by the House of Atreus and transformed into a personal residence The Atreans established a city there and soon grew powerful enough to control most of old Palias south of the Menander Thus began the kingdom of Thalasson One of Confluence Rock’s most notable features is that it lacks walls relying instead on the rivers for protection It has never been laid siege or invaded in its long history THE GREAT MARKET The city lives and dies around the Great Market This boasts a temple to Fortune that stands on a high flat stone overlooking the rivers and a public court of law on the opposite side where merchants from foreign lands are to be judged by the law of their people The market itself is a wide open space the size of many small towns It is constantly patrolled by Crown Assessors and Bailiffs who report directly to the throne This marketplace is the sole distribution point for all foreign goods in Thalasson which must come up the River Menander from Port Eisodos The larger of the two rivers the Arton is filled at all hours with ships loading and unloading goods from abroad The other river the Iscoin teams with elvish traffic from Aita Iscoinos and the slender elvish bridge that crosses it is almost always laden with dwarvish and gigantine foot traffic to the east where gold is brought down from the Petrochores hills and the last giant-city Petropolon Even the esteemed Pandar’s Procurements has a distant outpost here on the Great Market of Confluence Rock Though there is no city guard per se the Assessors form a sizable platoon of royal servants and can implement rough and ready justice if and when a fight breaks out in the Great Market THE MERCHANT QUARTER The city directly around the market in the space between the two rivers plays host to a number of inns taverns boarding houses and mercantile ventures that operate under the auspices of King Damios This is a fairly wealthy section of the city and boasts some paved streets Remains of old Gigantine statuary and temples are scattered throughout including a titanic statue of Solon the Self-Creating which is now used to house the city’s Beacon Fire lit every evening to guide travelers safely behind the rivers The Three Pillars The most famous inn and tavern in the merchant quarter is bar none the Three Pillars built around the shell of three enormous pieces of worked stone left over from the giants It’s run by none other than the ex-adventurer Leonas Drakeslayer known for hunting firedrakes in the broken highlands on the far side of the Menander THE STONE QUARTER The poorest section of the city is to be found beyond the Merchant’s Quarter but before the Royal Quarter This is a belt of collapsed Stone Giant ruins that have been mined for centuries as a source of royal stone The throne has a monopoly on reclaiming these ruins and as such it has developed into a somewhat seedy part of town hosting pot-shops stews wolfsdens and other undesirables who can afford to build their dens only in the lee of some crumbling giant building Gnometown A rock gnome settlement nestled among the ruins the gnometown is really just a rough region of the Stone Quarter Gnomish wagons sit in the shadow of old monuments and the gnomes work as peddlers coopers tinsmiths locksmiths and metallurgists throughout the city THE ROYAL QUARTER The Royal Quarter is the location of the only mint in Thalasson where all gold and silver are dyed and struck It also contains the dwellings of every major dynastic family of the kingdom and the manors they use when attending court There are a number of sages historians and stargazers who live here on pleasant tree-clad hills beneath the gaze of the royal palace SYNTASMA PALACE A marvel wonder and city all its own: Syntasma Palace the seat of the House of Atreus is a court royal archive crypt weapons house and barracks all in one Here the Royal Envoys every giant in the kingdom has this designation may come to deliver their reports before the throne Here the Stone Knights repair when not on campaign Here court intrigues occur in the labyrinthine and enormous halls carved from the rock by giants in ages past |
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Hi I’m Jim Lehrer from the News Hour which if Mitt Romney gets a hold of it would be the News Ten Minutes much of it a Waltons’ special where the family reunites and eats a holiday dinner of stuffed roasted Big Bird not to mention what will happen to that Little red ElmoTonight’s debate will be divided into 5 parts The first 15 minutes will be about the economy and that will last approximately 45 minutes The second part will also be about the economy and you won’t be able to tell the difference between that and the first part This will go on also for 15 minutes if Einstein’s theory of relativity is correct and you travel 7 times the speed of light in which case it will seem like only 15 minutes have gone by although when you land you will be witnessing live coverage of the Lincoln-Douglas debates which by the way I also moderatedThe third part of the debate will feature me haplessly trying to end the second part of the debate by making faces and maniacally shaking my fists and then rolling about on the floor in a vain attempt to get attentionIn the 4th part of the debate I will leave the stage go downstairs to the vending machine get a Nestle’s Crunch bar and stand there eating it until someone misses me and comes downstairs looking for meIn the 5th part of the debate we will change topics from the economy to the economy and I will ask questions while the candidates walk all over me and then start jumping up and down on my sad prostrate form while chanting “don’t pile on the rabbit”The final part of the debate will be a spinoff of Modern Family where I will play addled but lovable Uncle Ernie who tries to separate a bickering gay interracial couple who constantly argue about the truth of things they just make upWe ask the audience to not laugh cry applaud boo pay attention stay awake or wonder what they’re missing right now on the Food NetworkEach candidate will have 2 minutes to answer a question I ask that will be so broad and nonspecific that it could not possibly be answered in 7 hours Then the other candidate will have 1 minute to think of ways to extend is answer by 10 minutesIf a candidate goes over the time limit I will sit here as still as I can like a cat who sees a carrier taken out of the closet and knows he’ll be taken to the vet if anyone notices him If anyone cries out “hey Jim wake up” I’ll wait until some other guy named Jim in the audience says something It’s the nice thing about being named Jim There’s always another JimAfter the 5 parts of the debate each of you will have two minutes to mock me answer something I never asked or snuff out cigarettes on my foreheadBefore we start I want to thank the University of Denver for allowing me to be in such a beautiful and peaceful place to see my career die I feel something like Edward G Robinson in Soylent GreenNow the first question goes to President Obama who has sent an empty shell of a body to the debate tonight Mr President since whatever I ask you’re going to prattle on about your anniversary anyway let me just ask you do you wish your wife a happy anniversary or notGovernor Romney you’ll then have the chance to ask President Obama about his anniversary and then you’ll each have however long you want to throw out random made up numbersI’m Jim Lehrer Just let me know when the guy from Domino’s shows up |
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